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| Johnny Bastard Foreigner |
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Location: Outer Mongolia |
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 Sunday, 25. December 2005 18:37
The Mongol Hoards have descended upon us........
I DONT REMEMBER SEEING THE CUTE TEDDY BEARS........
Bastardos Matey:
I'll stop the Bastads !
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| 40) |
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| Joolz |
| iharrison(at)stiefel(dot)org(dot)uk |
Location: Maidenhead |
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Soul 45 SC launch do this Saturday (26th November 05) at The Seven Stars Pub Knowl Hill (on A4 just past Maidenhead) from 7.30 £3.00 on the door & the first 45 in will get a free cd.
All original Royal Borough SC (Windsor) members will be there & would be great to see some of you again.
Joolz
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| 39) |
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| miker |
| mike(at)chavender(dot)freeserve(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: sunny marlow |
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We are thinking of riding over to somewhere near Oxford June 19th.could any of you suggest somewhere where we could possibly meet up? for a chat and pint about 2pm. what about that Pub on Wallingford Bridge, I can`t remember what its called.
Maidenhead SC
EBSC:
Not many of us riding anymore,
but we are all based around chesham/wycombe/beconsfield area anyway.
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| 38) |
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| bastardos admin |
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Location: - |
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 Friday, 22. April 2005 15:12
 Dear all due too a complete F*** up by my ISP this site was totally wiped, luckily most of the content was stored in a database, which i managed to recover, except for any photos that were uploaded to this guestbook, so if anyone still has any that are not showing here email them to me & I will add them back in.
Keep the Faith.
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| 37) |
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| eamonn |
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Location: bucks |
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 Saturday, 5. March 2005 20:59
showcase art and increase awareness?am imissing something
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| 36) |
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| Joolz |
| iharrison(at)stiefel(dot)org(dot)uk |
Location: Berks |
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Just to let you know that MSC are having a do on 20th November at Wooburn Green Working Mens Club, Wooburn Green, Bucks from 7.00pm onwards. Tax is £3.00 OTD.
Most of the Old Royal Borough SC will be there and Joolz (Ian the #@*%! man) is DJ-ing.
Hope to see you there
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| 35) |
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| sheryll |
| sheryll_uk(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: watford |
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there is a 20th anniversary do for the colne valley scooter club on the 13th november tickets are £4.00 but cant be brought on the nite so if anyone wants to go please let me know send me an email and i can sort it out-or you could contact claire directly if you have her number.Would be lovely to get as many people together for a really good nite xxxx
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| 34) |
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| Bastardos |
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Location: The Elgiva Hall |
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 Thursday, 22. April 2004 10:16

<<<<  20 years ago today ! it was my misfortune to meet
sheryll:
I decided to look on this site tonight not sure why but glad i did lovely photo mick!!!Hope everyone is ok,xxxxxx
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| 33) |
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| Butcher |
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Location: the madhouse |
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 Tuesday, 20. April 2004 16:55
So the Chitt has back stabbed me eh!
And you ya Great bloke can go swing on the tree of eternal damnation. (won't ride in wet weather Moore)
Who I might add ran out of fuel on the way to Woolacombe last year 1 mile from home Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!
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| 32) |
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| Mai |
| kimchristensen(at)yahoo(dot)dk |
Location: Au |
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Hey nice site, though its a little har for me to understand the difficult words :)
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| 31) |
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| tim and jerm |
| tim(at)shootlocations(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: Bucks |
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Jerm says you didn't look like this at Woolacombe Steve! How's the GP coming on? He'll see you at Morecambe......top site Steve, still see Marco, given him loads of grief about his shorts.....
Steve:
Mr Briggs I presume ???
yer I think I looked a bit thinner at Woolacombe than in those photos !!!!!! Going to sell the GP, got a ser 3 TV175 fully restored & ts1 engine on order from vietnam !
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| 30) |
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| eamonn |
| eamonn(dot)brosnan(at)btopenworld(dot)com |
Location: bucks |
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anytime this year with the photos.good to see everyone'
Steve:
All Photos now scanned mate !
Will drop them back to you this week ! dont know when I will get to put them on here yet though !
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| 29) |
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| Paul Hallett |
| ellahallett(at)aol(dot)com |
Location: Germany |
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Remember me.
I will send some photos of the old gang when I get settled in Germany.
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| 28) |
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| Steve C |
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Location: At home |
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 Tuesday, 19. August 2003 12:59
Have witnessed said butchery on many occasions in garage in Chinnor, AKA sweenys basement,also witnessed papa butcher ply his trade on many a mk3 cortina! 20 years on whilst stripping an old Vespa it was good to see he hadn't lost his touch.
Bastardos:
Too right mr chit ! & lets not forget that psychotic episode that we fondly refer to as the Lone Bone incident !
NB: Bone = Skinhead (of the deeply disturbed variety)
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| 27) |
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| Butcher |
| jb(at)scooterscum(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: who knows |
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The butcher successfully aided Steve "I am sooo Perfect" Moore in the installation of a new GP200 engine into his GP 175 ?????.
The painstaking ordeal was carried out and successfully completed after eradication of "Mr Perfect" AKA "the pliers were on your side when I last saw them".
The fee was a ride on the said Lamby on condition that I claimed to have stolen it should I be tugged by the law... I of course lied through my teeth and thrashed the 200 (0nly 25cc larger) to its max....
But try as I did I could not relive the old days of heat seizing and roadside hammer adjustments of the old days...
Keep a hammer and if that doesn't work get a bigger one!
Butcher I may be but scum I am I drank his beer and trashed his bitch before he got a lookin!
Bastardos:
Well the circlip that you put on the gear selector came off
& caused me to ride 10 miles home in 3rd gear ! once a butcher always a butcher !
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BUTCHER:
Ah now ya see... Who do you think is the more foolish? The Mate.... or the mate who phones his mate for help KNOWING his past butchering history.....
Let the readers decide.....
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 A WHOLE 10 MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should try towing some Plank all the way to Western Soup, Only for him to decide it was now workin' as we approached the camp site.....
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Bastardos:
I seem to remember, you getting
banned, blaming me cos I told you to come down the M40 from londinium where you got done for speeding, But you had ridden that motorbike to court the day you got banned, so I had to come & collect you & the bike in the blue mini van, which was far from legal !
we then got stopped by the old bill & some plank had reported the bike stolen 6 months earlier but had forgot to tell the old bill when he remembered where he had left it after he sobererd up. So we both got arrested for knicking your own bike & spent a very pleasant 3 or 4 hours in wycombe police station while they evetually found out it was yours !!
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| 26) |
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| Mr. Petal |
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Location: Watford |
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 Friday, 1. August 2003 23:28

Colne Valley
We are 'ere
Shag your women
and drink your beer!
Remember the scooter Tez?
Micko............:
 Well I never!!!!!!!! I recognise that headset.
It spent about 5 years on my bedside cabinet, B4 Tez claimed it.
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| 25) |
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| Stewart Green |
| sdg(at)btconnect(dot)com |
Location: Oxford |
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Hi El Bastardos.
What a Cool Web Site,(Thanks for the address Simon/Dave) Great Pics from the old days. And FAB with Timi Yuro backing track, cool as.
Massive Shout to Baldwin, who gave me my 1st ever scooter ride (!) way back in about 83/84, Have you washed those socks yet?!!
Keep the Faith
Stewart (Oxford Roadrunners SC)
Butcher (apparently):
They were never washed and I still have them!!!!
They were used by the M.O.D (no pun intended) to develop new bio weapons.
I just can’t forget cupboards full of pickled onions that your old man kept,
Strong enough to cure the common cold they were!
i was told you were still scootering, how is Sam, Do you still see Paul and Sarah... I saw john R a couple of years ago and promised bevies, but life changed and it never happened!
I would like to catch up just for the crack so drop me a line at jb@sctooterscum.co.uk
And should you choose to submit some pics of the roadrunners from (I am sure) an extensive archive that they have.
All the best
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| 24) |
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| Steve |
| bastad(at)scooterscum(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: los Wycombeos |
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 Hi Anne, how are you ?,
Have you Got any old photos that i can put on this site ?
in paticular I seem to remember one of john tierney with bleech
Blond Hair & a massive Black eye !
I would love to get hold of that one !
I can scan them if you do not have a scanner !
Sicko:
Pets Mos...... You dont want to send them to him !
anorthern@soulman.co.uk?
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| 23) |
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| Sicko |
| elmickothe(at)sicko(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: Home!!!! |
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Hi, Petty's MumGreat to speak to you again. I dropped U an E-mail Butch. The same thing I was doin' @ 14:30........Surfin
Come sign my guestbook...........
Here
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Don't tell Steve!
Steve:
I'll give him some P & N !
when I see him ! even though these days I am a man of peace ! flowers & dolphins etc !
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passing marine biologist:
Peas,Flowers and Dolphin, that's my favourite meal!!!!!
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| 22) |
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| Butcher (apparently) Baldwin |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 21. July 2003 18:51
Hello petal and petals Mum thank you for helping me through the worst of it with your halfway house.
It's been good to catch up with a few people over the last few months, even went to a soul night with Steve.
seen little Sue and Amon too. What part of the world are you in now?
And Mico what are you doing at the library at 15.30 Is it a week day?
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| 21) |
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| petal's mum |
| anne(dot)bourne(at)sbucks(dot)nhs(dot)uk |
Location: high wycombe |
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Hi Micko,
Petal's Mum here. Often wandered what you were doing.Halfway house closed years ago but you would be really welcome if you came round. Seen Steve a couple of times at the Comedy club.
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| sheryll (petal) |
| sheryll_uk(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: watford |
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does anyone know what happened to mad max?also does anyone remember blue car to redcar was it mick driving?who was in the car?
El Micko:
Ow Petal, You should be in bed by now!!!!!!!!
I shared the honours with El-Bas-Steve. But I think Mr RAC did most of the driving.........
Nipper in the boot, U, Me and Steve,+3 others.
Was it Marko + some Girly + U'r sis?
You mean Max Headroom?!!!
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Steve:
Yer I Bought that car for 40 quid, insurance & clutch were optional extras that we did not get ! poor nipper was left in the boot when the rac bloke made us stop at the motorway services for about half an hour !
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Bastardos:
Max Max Show us ya Tax !
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| 19) |
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| Sicko...... |
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Location: Wandsworth Library!!!!!!! |
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 Wednesday, 16. July 2003 15:37
Check out who is 'Stone Last' And Who is towering high above!!!!!!!!!
http://cgi.bowden.force9.co.uk/htdocs/top/topsites.html
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| 18) |
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| El-Micko |
| elmickothe(at)sicko(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: Londinium |
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 People began to sang,
when I stood up and shouted it should have been me,
Woooow, it should have been me.
Petal, how could you do this to me?
You made a promise, that we'd never part,
then you turn around and broke, BROKE my heart. 
Now your standing there, saying I do,
holding hands with somebody new......
When you know that it should have been me,
Petal how could you do this to me?!!!!!!!!!
Petal, come visit me... (It's better than this Kak site)
petal:
hello mick i have missed you how are you that was lovely by the way...i will e-mail u and steve i have just got my lap top back i have visited your site already very good made me laugh!!it is so nice to speak to you again so many memories
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| 17) |
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| El Bastardos |
| ebsc(at)scooterscum(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: East Bucks |
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 Links page is back up ! As is mick the sicks site
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| 16) |
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| sheryll |
| sheryll_uk(at)yahoo(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: - |
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what a brilliant site it brought back so many memories we all look so young,to anyone that still remembers me a big hello...
Steve:
Oh I Think i just about remember
you !
How are you ?
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steve:
i am fine thanks gav (my other half)were looking through your bali pictures last nite very nice!Is that your plane?U need to tell me all lots to catch up on its been years...
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sheryll:
sorry meant to put sheryll there didnt i!
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sheryll:
i have e-mailed you i think so have a look when you can
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| 15) |
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| little sis |
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Location: - |
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 Tuesday, 8. July 2003 15:01
God this site brings back some freeky memories, and they are not even mine!
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| El Bastardos |
| bastardos(at)scooterscum(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: east bucks (sc) |
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 sat 11th october 2003 Aylesbury Football Club Buckingham Road (A413) Aylesbury. Music Policy: Mainley Oldies With Some 70's. DJ's: Tony Class, Jon Buck, Shaun Byrnes,Soulie & Del. From 8 Till 1am, Addmision 5 OTD Bar Til 12.30 Exellent Dance Floor. Contact: Jon Buck 07977-330697 Shaun Byrnes 07719-703220 E-Mail rsg1@ntlworld.com.Travel Inn Hotel Opposite Venue 42 Per Room
Luton Soul Club - Marquee Club, Luton Rugby Club, Newlands Road. 2 mins Junc 10 M1.
October 2003
Saturday 18th October 2003 Talk Of The South
Sean Chapman, Tommy & Ady Potts, Pete Tebbutt
Carl Fortnum
Upstairs @ Luton Rugby Club
£5 Door Tax
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| Butcher |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 16. June 2003 21:45
 was I once a mod!!!!!
I think I am going to hang myself now before the news gets out and damages my hard man of scootering image....
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| 12) |
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| Butcher |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 16. June 2003 21:44

May i present Boney-M
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| 11) |
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| El Bastardos |
| Bastardos(at)scooterscum(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: - |
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 I have just managed to buy this video HA HA HA HA HA !
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| El Sicko: |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 9. June 2003 18:45
It's a EURO ROVER. Old Man!!!
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| Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 9. June 2003 11:20
Anyone remember this?!!!!!!!!
elbastardos:
I take it you are skiving of work today !
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butcher:
All this killing is thirsty work amigo
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Butcher:
Ahm a mass murderer I am... I used to be a Matador until Ah lost me dravin lacence. Now ah work at abatoir
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El Sicko:
It's a EURO ROVER. Old Man!!!
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| I'm Dangerous, ME! |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 9. June 2003 01:00
 No Softa' Toiletee Paper at the Hotel El-Bastardos!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
El Bastardos:
nice one El micko :micko
where did you get that pico
Steve :northern
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| El Sicko |
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Location: - |
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 Monday, 9. June 2003 00:35
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| El Bastardos |
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Location: - |
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 Sunday, 8. June 2003 23:29
 R U There
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| butcher to sicko and bastardos |
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Location: - |
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 Thursday, 5. June 2003 01:00
 sounds like a good idea... anyone up for the largy game?
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| El Micko |
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Location: - |
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 Wednesday, 4. June 2003 01:51
 I entered me site in the LCGB top 100Only need 100 more votes This time next year then!!!
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| hotel bastardos |
| bastardos(at)scooterscum(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: - |
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this ones for you mick
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| El Micko |
| elmicko(at)sicko(dot)co(dot)uk |
Location: Londinium |
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What a Kak site, not as good as MINE!!!!
I'll give 'im some P & N when I see 'im
roof jumper:
The last time I saw you you were a thin bloke???
But your hir was the colour of a rats arse.
Hows your marina with no shocks Dr death
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| Steve Moore |
| scoterscum(at)moore-uk(dot)com |
Location: Bucks |
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 Welcome To The Hotel Bastardos !
You Know We Hate You !
butcher baldwin:
did you notice how all the Paddy Smith patches say do not iron.... we never even washed them unless it rained
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